My Page o' Quotes
"Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
"Love is like playing the guitar...first u must learn to play by the rules, then u must forget the rules and play from the heart"
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist,
it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of
nonconformity."
-unknown
"I think of a hero as someone who understands the responsibility that comes
with his freedom."
- Bob Dylan
"I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his
enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self."
-Aristotle
"We will only be at peace when the power of love conquers the love of power."
-Jimmi Hendrix
"I am a woman. We don't always say what we want, but we do reserve the
right to get pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so
fascinating, if not a little bit scary."
- Sliding Doors
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Drew
Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences
go, it's pretty damned good."
- Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them."
"Don't go where the path leads... rather go where there is no path and leave a trail."
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the
self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates."
-
Thomas Szaz
"What you do when you don't have to, determines what you will be when
you can no longer help it."
-Rudyard Kipling
"Be careful of what you pretend to be, because you may awaken one day to
discover that that is precisely what you are."
- K. Vonnagut
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving
door."
- unknown
"We are all bizzare, some of us are just better at hiding it."
-Molly
Ringwald
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
- unknown
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
- Monty Python
"Fate, it seems, was not without a sense of irony."
-Matrix
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
- A. A. Milne
"Do not let school interfere with your education!"
"I love dreams, even when they are nightmares, which is usually the
case."
- Luis Bunuel
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now,
you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Traffic Reporter
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
- George W. Bush (Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 22000)
When the president does it, that's means it is not illegal.
- Richard Nixon
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of
thinking."
- Thomas Edison
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so
few engage in it."
- Henry Ford
"Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use
what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day."
- Roger Wilcox
"We can not direct the wind, but we can adjust our sails"
"If a man cannot be a Christian in the place were he is, he cannot be a
Christian anywhere."
- Henry Ward Beecher
"The glass is not half empty or half full; it is twice as large as it needs to be."
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller
"even sunshine burns if you get too much."
"Don't tell me you love me; show me that you do."
- Omage Jossy
"If you compare yourself with others, you may become bitter or vain, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself."
"Everyone sees what you seem to be, but few know what you are."
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until
it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius
"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a
little of each other everywhere."
- Tim McGraw
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"The only thing in life that requires absolute honesty is solitaire."
-random person in a weird Norwegian subtitled film